First, I'll just tell you, so you won't worry - I still have all my fingers and toes.
But it was close. I almost lost them all.
Let me tell you how it happened.
Larissa and I have been practicing for our big bicycle trip. We've been riding our bicycles for about 2 hours every day.
When you ride a bike that much each day, which is not nearly as long as we'll be riding once we start our trip, parts of your body start to really hurt. There are special pieces of clothing to protect each of these parts:
One - your HANDS. They have to grab a cold metal bar and hold up the front half of your body. To protect them, we use gloves with little pads, like an animal's paw:
Two - your HEAD - well, only if you fall. Which is why we
use helmets to protect our BRAINS from zombies and from falling down.
Three - your PATOOTIE.
It has to sit on a very small, very hard seat the whole time you're riding. To protect this very special body part, very special shorts are required, with lots of padding in all the right places:
When I wear all this clothing at once, it kind of makes me look like a superhero -
And kind of like a visitor from another planet:
Anyway, as you know, it was very cold a couple weeks ago, when you were on mid-winter break. That is when Larissa and I decided to go on a bike ride across the West Seattle Bridge -
and around Alki Beach, all along the water.
We thought it would be beautiful.
We thought it would get better after the first five minutes, so we kept going -
But instead, it just got worse.
Big trucks passed us.
The wind made tears stream down our cheeks.
By the time we got across the bridge and back, we looked like this:
We couldn't feel our fingers OR our toes, and we thought maybe they would fall off.
We got home, took warm showers, and looked down -

There they were! All 20!
Whew.
That's my story.
What did you do over the weekend?